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The Beast from the East took our Yeast.

8th March 2018 - 4:15pm

Don ‘Shakespeare’

Don ‘Shakespeare’

A poem by Don Shakespeare on the morning of the arrival of the Beast from the East.


The Beast from the East has taken our Yeast!

Travelbiz, “today’s news today”.

And so it’s here this morning, all that snow,

But that’s not the problem, we have no dough!

Evelyn said “It’s condition red”,

You’re telling me, we have no bread.

The shelves are empty and that’s a fact,

Not even a slice, not even a batch!

So open the cupboards and make the most,

It’s the old crusty bits, it’s going to be toast!!

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